"What did you think you were doing!" exclaimed Snooki. "You can't bring home random girls!"
"Listen." replied Vinny in a confident kind of way, "I'm doin' me!"
Snooki got angry. "What the hell does that even mean!"
Vinny started to chuckle a little. "I'm gonna do my thing, you go do your thing, we'll leave each other alone."
"Vinny you're being stupid!"conveyed Snooki, who for quite some time now had attempted to win over Vinny's heart.
"Well you brought that guy home two nights ago? What was his name Johnny?"
"That doesn't even matter," remarked Snooki, "It meant nothing."
Vinny was now puzzled by the fact that Snooki thought there was no apparent difference between the two situations.
"I really feel like I could settle down you Vinny, you're the kind of a guy I want to settle down with." Snooki repeated over and over in her head. She tried for the next couple days to attain Vinny, but there was just no love between the two. The next night Vinny brought home a gorgeous petite latino girl from the club. This ferociously sparked Snooki's anger, so she bolted into the room almost knocking the door off the hinges.
"Vinny, really? Another girl?" weeped Snooki.
"Snooki just leave me alone already! Go find another guy to settle down with."
The next night Snooki went to a club and drank a few too many cocktails. This resulted in her bringing home a guy who she met when leaving the club. The next morning she awoke and darted into Vinny's room. He was reading a newspaper and she laid down next to him in hope of a cuddle. Vinny, acknowledged however, "You already brought a guy home? That was quick." Snooki just laid beside him, crossed her arms and had a look of hatred painted across her face.
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